Squatch Smashers Episode 14: 8,675,309 Ways To Murder A Vampire was produced and edited by Darren Esler This week’s episode: Vlad finds a Murderous Robot in the labyrinthian soundbooth. Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis Vlad the Vampire was played by George Pete Caleodis. Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.